“He wants to get to know you better. He’s been calling you his future girlfriend.”

Well he won’t be calling me that if he gets to know me better. Because if he gets to know me, he’ll know the last thing I want to do is date a guy who has to donate plasma to pay for his weed. 

Why do males have to be retarded. >:{

whatsergsaid:

lmfao. epic.

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lulz-time:

 

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